If you're not a fan of love hearts, this is for you

We paired with Shannon to find the best anti-Valentine's events happening up and down the country. From man-hate to girlie dates, we've picked what we think is a rather lovely way to spend this most hated love fest.

We all know when it’s that time of year. Everything in the shops has turned pink and red, all the merchandise has transformed into heart shapes, and flowers are filling up the windows. Yes, you know it and I know it, it’s nearly Valentine’s Day.

If you’re in a relationship you're probably busy stressing out over whether or not to buy your partner a present (and then once that's decided, you need to work out WHAT to actually get), you’re frantically trying to book a table in what will definitely be an overcrowded restaurant and no doubt you’re just completely buying into the commercialisation of the day in order to prove your love is real.

If you're single, you have a choice: stay in and hide, or hold your head high and join in with all the fun. We've got a few great ideas for you, but let us know what your plans are in the comments below!

Enchanted Burlesque
Birmingham

Ok ok, so you're not getting any at the moment. But who knows when that will change? We prescribe an evening called An Affair to Remember, full of frivolity, feathers and full on fun. Wear your best gladrags, pick up seduction techniques (and nipple tassels), and have a great time at The Old Rep Theatre. You save £3 by buying tickets now. More details here.

St Valentine’s Day Massacre
Manchester

The Printworks in Manchester are hosting a completely different kind of event to completely distract you. The vintage style evening will see live music from bands such as 52 Skidoo and DJ Katz Korner performing. Not to forget the fantastic food and drinks that will be on offer throughout the gala event. Happening on THE day, Friday 14th February, from 6pm. More info here.



Rocky Horror Picture Show Anti-Valentine’s Delight
Dublin

Following the sell out shows from last year, The Rocky Horror Picture Show Ireland is returning for the eighth time in order to provide the perfect retreat from the love struck couples of the world. AND there are prizes for the best dressed, so what other excuse do you need? It is definitely set to be a night to remember and the perfect way to avoid any gooey-eyed couples. At The Sugar Club. Show starts at 8pm, only suitable for over 18s. It'll set you back €15 and more info can be found here.

Juniper’s Thank God I’m Single Party
Edinburgh

Featuring an array of aptly named cocktails such as the ‘Bitter and Twisted’ the evening is set to be a good way to avoid the sickly sweetness of the season. And with free entry on offer anyway, how can you really say no? The event starts at 6pm and table reservations are recommended, click here to book.



Dinner and a Movie
Cardiff

It can be tempting to stay in, invite the girls over, order a take away and stick on a romcom. But why let a Hallmark holiday dictate your weekend plans? The Pot Cafe is offering all this, without the pjs. For £7.50 you'll be fed a choice of food, from nachos to salad and get a movie to boot. You can tweet your reservation, more details here.